Wow! The dictionary pretty well nailed it.

The moment Harry decided to go to the Dark Side.

What if politicians routinely told the TRUTH, instead of lying through their teeth?

"It's my life and I'll do what I want"...The Animals

Save the whales.

An incumbent's like fungus...no matter what you do, you just can't seem to get rid of it.

America's got talent?

They see his lips moving...but can't hear a word he's saying.

Out of necessity, the 55 gallon trash bag was invented much earlier than first thought.

Let me tell you a story about a man named Bill, had a wife name Hillary who's voice was very shrill...

If Aaron Burr were still around...

The next 2 U. S. Presidents?

I doubt that he's seen the movie.

His mother's Indonesian recipe...spices give it a little bite.

It works for Harry Reid.

9-1-1 CAD system, ambulance service, bridges...what else is lurking out there?

The road to perdition

Important congressional hearing

Washington Redskins tackled by an overreaching GIANT team

It's hard to do your job when you're using all the time to keep your job.

An Obama flip flop in Washington =flip flops for the troops.

That's a good question.

Why didn't the Iraqis think of that?

The crystal ball says...the U C school board will say, " We couldn't find a suitable replacement, so Zach has agreed to stay as superintendent."

Who needs a slow moving vehicle sign?

The word would be CARPETBAGGER

Differing views?

Meet two of the six year old staff members who come up with some of this...

Hammer time?

Oh, that's right. They don't want them.

I promised change...

Afghanistan's Karzai calls illegal procedure.