Position open...Press Secretary. Must be a lying weasel. Send resume to White House.

Food police.

We'd probably be speaking Japanese.

That would violate their 'hypocritical' oath.

I'll bet there was a conversation very similar to this in the White House.

Why don't we hear how Obama saved GM anymore?

What the veterans are dealing with now is the medical care in our future.

He's lucky she didn't smack him with her broom.

What a shame that an incumbent has to take time to talk with voters.

And you thought denial was a river in Africa.

Not Harry Truman.

Isn't that stalking?

VA-the only ones worrying are the patients.

Whew! I'm glad he got that cleared up.

Plenty of skeletons in the closets.

Are you threatening me?

They must be really good savers.

Finally they meet.